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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
slackshack
slackshack

You wanted a hit
But maybe we don’t do hits
I try and try
It ends up feeling kind of wrong

You wanted it tough
But is it ever tough enough?
No, nothing’s ever tough enough
Until we hit the road

Yeah, you wanted it lush
But honestly, you must hush
No, honestly, you know too much
So leave us, leave us on our own

And so you wanted a hit
Well this is how we do hits
You wanted a hit
But that’s not what we do

You wanted it real
But can you tell me what’s real?
There’s lights and sounds and stories
Music’s just a part

Yeah, you wanted the truth
And then you said you want proof
I guess you’re used to liars
Saying what they want

And we won’t be your babies anymore
We won’t be your babies anymore
We won’t be your babies ‘til you take us home

No, we won’t be your babies anymore
We won’t be your babies anymore
We can’t be your babies 'til you take us home

Yeah you wanted it smart
But honestly, I’m not smart
No, honestly, we’re never smart
We fake it, fake it all the time

Yeah you wanted the time
But maybe I can’t do time
Oh we both know that’s an awful line
But it doesn’t make it wrong

You wanted it right
No out of mind and out of sight
No dirty bus and early flight
No seven days and forty nights

Yeah you wanted a hit
But tell me, where’s the poignant?
You wanted a hit
But that’s not what we do

And we won’t be your babies anymore
We won’t be your babies anymore
We won’t be your babies 'til you take us home

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#1yrago Robert Boyle’s 17th century wishlist for future scientific breakthroughs

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In 2010, The Royal Society featured the “Desiderata” (previously) of Robert “Boyle’s Law” Boyle, a list of dozens of scientific discoveries and breakthroughs that Boyle hoped would be discovered by scientists.

* The Prolongation of Life.

* The Recovery of Youth, or at least some of the Marks of it, as new Teeth, new Hair colour’d as in youth.

* The Art of Flying.

* The Art of Continuing long under water, and exercising functions freely there.

* The Cure of Wounds at a Distance.

* The Cure of Diseases at a distance or at least by Transplantation.

* The Attaining Gigantick Dimensions.

* The Emulating of Fish without Engines by Custome and Education only.

* The Acceleration of the Production of things out of Seed.

* The Transmutation of Metalls.

* The makeing of Glass Malleable.

* The Transmutation of Species in Mineralls, Animals, and Vegetables.

* The Liquid Alkaest and Other dissolving Menstruums.

* The making of Parabolicall and Hyperbolicall Glasses.

* The making Armor light and extremely hard.

* The practicable and certain way of finding Longitudes.

* The use of Pendulums at Sea and in Journeys, and the Application of it to watches.

* Potent Druggs to alter or Exalt Imagination, Waking, Memory, and other functions, and appease pain, procure innocent sleep, harmless dreams, etc.

* A Ship to saile with All Winds, and A Ship not to be Sunk.

* Freedom from Necessity of much Sleeping exemplify’d by the Operations of Tea and what happens in Mad-Men.

* Pleasing Dreams and physicall Exercises exemplify’d by the Egyptian Electuary and by the Fungus mentioned by the French Author.

* Great Strength and Agility of Body exemplify’d by that of Frantick Epileptick and Hystericall persons.

* A perpetuall Light.

* Varnishes perfumable by Rubbing.

https://boingboing.net/2018/01/13/cure-of-wounds-at-a-distance.html

Source: mostlysignssomeportents
blairtrabbit

Unpopular Opinion # 102040

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You know everybody was slamming Netflix’s Big Mouth for how ugly it is, and yeah its really ugly…BUT. Its also one of the few shows about sex I’ve seen talk openly about-

1. Female Sexuality and how it exists.
2. How women experience arousal in different ways than men including through literature/smells/ideas/experiences.
3. How periods work and how the vagina works (through song and Kristen Wiig respectively)
4.How both women and men can initiate unwelcome sexual contact
5. THE IMPORTANCE OF CONSENT
6. There was a whole section of one episode about calling out an abuser on his behavior and being supported by others (including men) and not being slut shamed.
7. That being gay is OK and sometimes you are unsure of your orientation and that’s OK too because its on a spectrum.
8.How the body feels gross during puberty and there’s nothing wrong with that.

The show is clearly aimed at a younger (middle school to high school) audience and despite its gross out humor and weird out of touch Seinfeld jokes I think its oddly educational and I’m kinda glad it was made.

Also I could watch Maya Rudolph be the Hormone Monstress forever. She legit made me laugh a few times. Thanks Maya.